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lesbianbookclub:

I just laughed so fucking hard

22 hours ago on October 20th | J | 349,445 notes
my bf: *doesnt reply*

me: [fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
my bf: my bad I had to pee. 

me: I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛
1 day ago on October 20th | J | 21,932 notes
1 day ago on October 20th | J | 113,805 notes

bigenderbeatnik:

bluntasaurus-sex:

america

image

1 day ago on October 19th | J | 383,302 notes

lasagnanipples:

ladyjameson:

shouldnt:

unpopuler:

surprisebitch:

barack-obottm:

condom:

zamyonce:

fancyqueef:

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1 day ago on October 19th | J | 200,204 notes

deanprincesster:

women: being a woman is hard

men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman

1 day ago on October 19th | J | 135,597 notes

haaaaaaaveyoumetted:

this show gives no fucks

2 days ago on October 18th | J | 77,308 notes

kimyeezy:

😚😘

3 days ago on October 18th | J | 1,096 notes
sourbud1993:

megustamemes:

Bank teller laughing at robber.

She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao

sourbud1993:

megustamemes:

Bank teller laughing at robber.

She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao

3 days ago on October 18th | J | 308,005 notes
whatsagarb:

ruinedchildhood:

Court Dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters.

When I was little I thought they actually did this in court

whatsagarb:

ruinedchildhood:

Court Dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters.

When I was little I thought they actually did this in court

3 days ago on October 17th | J | 165,782 notes